Advantages of Reading: 5 Reasons to Read More Books

Reading Makes You Smarter!

Given the options we have all around us these days, why would anyone ever read a book? We have movies to entertain us, video games to mesmerize us, cell phones to distract us, and the latest reality TV to give us something to talk about. If that’s not enough, our computers finish us off, turning us all into proper modern zombies. With so many buttons to push and screens to stare at who has the time or patience to read a book? Why should you bother anyway?

Theatre of Hades (introduction by the Usher)

Welcome to the Theatre of HADES. My mistress hopes you will enjoy the following films. Please note the theatre is currently under renovation. Be in full awareness of your surroundings. While the theatre in which the films you are about to see is not subject to building changes, many of the hallways, concession stands, and restrooms are to be considered construction hazards. There are numerous additional hazards on the way to other theatres through the Theatre of HADES complex.

Enjoy the Show

If you truly wish to patronize these other theatres it is highly recommended that you make a direct personal consultation with this threatre's manager. The manager will be able to provide you with information on legal documents to be carried on your person, medical precautions, and how well you should arm yourself for any given theatre. The films in those theatres have been known to cause armed conflicts, executions, interrogatory and discretionary torture, plague, and famine depending on the theatre and those who regularly patronize it.

I do believe it should be sufficient to read about these theatres in the appendices that follow the films. You can patronize them if you like, but keep in mind they are likely to be trite and boring. The ones that follow are select and considered classified by the main organization of HADES. Their classified status is on the mid-to-high level, 5-7 on a scale of 10. My mistress has informed me that due to special circumstances classified level 8 films are present, but has insisted for legal and security reasons that I not reveal which ones.

A Rock And A Hard Place Chapter 9

(My NaNoWriMo)

Chapter 9

Fifty five minutes later I stood in the courtyard, carpet floating beside me, flanked by Aaron and Lolani. I crossed my arms and watched as the elven soldiers moved around me, preparing and falling into their ranks. I saw Aaron shake his head and I shot him a look.

Will Starr's Annual Christmas Story - The Best Christmas Ever!