Welcome to the Theatre of HADES. My mistress hopes you will enjoy the following films. Please note the theatre is currently under renovation. Be in full awareness of your surroundings. While the theatre in which the films you are about to see is not subject to building changes, many of the hallways, concession stands, and restrooms are to be considered construction hazards. There are numerous additional hazards on the way to other theatres through the Theatre of HADES complex.
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If you truly wish to patronize these other theatres it is highly recommended that you make a direct personal consultation with this threatre's manager. The manager will be able to provide you with information on legal documents to be carried on your person, medical precautions, and how well you should arm yourself for any given theatre. The films in those theatres have been known to cause armed conflicts, executions, interrogatory and discretionary torture, plague, and famine depending on the theatre and those who regularly patronize it.
I do believe it should be sufficient to read about these theatres in the appendices that follow the films. You can patronize them if you like, but keep in mind they are likely to be trite and boring. The ones that follow are select and considered classified by the main organization of HADES. Their classified status is on the mid-to-high level, 5-7 on a scale of 10. My mistress has informed me that due to special circumstances classified level 8 films are present, but has insisted for legal and security reasons that I not reveal which ones.
Watching a film knowing beforehand that it is a level 8 film will put you in physical danger amongst the suppression executives. The statue for level 8 films is that anyone not affiliated with HADES who voluntary accesses or distributes said films is said to be a suspected agent against the organization. Since my patron, who is affiliated with HADES has selected them and hid their status from you, you are indeed permitted to watch the films under statute.
However, there are caveats. The content of level 8 films must not under statute be distributed. My mistress has informed me that discussion or the spread of content of a level 8 film can indeed get one in trouble if they are not discussed with some discretion. You can be assured however, that most films will have a security level of 5-7.
Please note this is nothing to scoff at. The content of films at this level of restriction is in fact quite compromising. Level 7 films “explain with clarity the methods, motives, and forms of organization of used by HADES, but which cannot readily identified without specific information. (Level 8 films are considered evocative enough that the activities can be identified with real human institutions in present time. Level 9 films name names, and level 10 films reveal access to knowledge considered “critical infrastructure” by HADES) Even level 5 films are deemed “too sensitive to distribute to non-traditional media sources with any journalistic reputation.”
As a courtesy and security precaution please silence your cell phones now. You are entering the Theatre of the Land of the Dead. Nothing escapes the land of the dead.
HADES program guide
Part 1: Films
Openers
- The Spectre of Atlantis ("The 12 Prophets" pilot)
- The Culinary Black Arts
- Ooze from the Confetti Factory
The 12 Prophets
- Dr. Greek Goes to Washington
- The Land of the Living
- Cora's Game
- The Fall of the Tower of Words
- Delphic Oracles and the Seraphim's Vision
- Case Files of HADES
- The Cave Under the Bedroom
- Girl Schools and Think Tanks
- The Hidden Refuge of the Gnostics
- The Mistress of Seeds
Concluding Attractions
- The Numerologist Can’t Stop the Bees
- The Garden of Treason
- The Bank of Secrets
- The Coffee House and the Quarter Machines
Part 2: Theatres
Introduction to the Theatres
- Theatre of Prophets
- Theatre of Tragedy
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